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   A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
>over at him and asks the question.
>
>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)
>
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
>
>WIFE: "Would y ou give her my jewelry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
>WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
>HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
>
>WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
>
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
>WIFE: -- silence --
>
>HUSBAND: "sh*t

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justjr Senior Member Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 408	Topic: Oops!!! Posted: 28 Mar 2007 at 6:58pm
	A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks >over at him and asks the question. > >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? > >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > >WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" > >HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" > >HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." > >WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look) > >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" > >WIFE: "Would y ou give her my jewelry?" > >HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." > >WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? > >HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." > >WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? > >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > >WIFE: -- silence -- > >HUSBAND: "sh*t
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