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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
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In a Podiatrist's office: 
"Time wounds all heels." 
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 
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On another Septic Tank Truck: 
"We're #1 in the #2 business" 
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At a Proctologist's door: 
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed." 
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On another Plumber's truck: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." 
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On a Church's Billboard: 
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout." 
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 
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At a Towing company: 
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts." 
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push." 
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At an Optometrist's Office : 

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff." 
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On a Fence: 
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" 
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At a Car Dealership: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be." 
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home : 
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. " 

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At a Propane Filling Station , 
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 
" Best place in town to take a leak "

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justjr Senior Member Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 408	Topic: Signs Posted: 15 Apr 2007 at 8:30am
	Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ********** ************ On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: *"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."* ************************** On an Electrician's truck: *"Let us remove your shorts."* ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: *"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."* ***** ***************** On a Maternity Room door: *"Push. Push. Push."* ************************** At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window : "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait. " ************************ At a Propane Filling Station , "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************ And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak "
	Just Drive Man!!!

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