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Topic: Oops!!!

Posted By: justjr
Subject: Oops!!!
Date Posted: 28 Mar 2007 at 6:58pm

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
>over at him and asks the question.
>
>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)
>
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
>
>WIFE: "Would y ou give her my jewelry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
>WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
>HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
>
>WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
>
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
>WIFE: -- silence --
>
>HUSBAND: "sh*t

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